Characters

Jim - music major, narrator
Mike - finance professional, later professor, and fag
Krystine - Jim's younger sister, falls in love with Mike in college, marries him after college, is left by him when he gets all fagorific
Tony - Jim and Krystine's father. Rather friendly guy, doesn't care much for fags, finds out Mike has ditched his daughter to nail dudes, snaps, kills him
Allison - Jim and Krystine's mother.
Amanda - Jim's wife